Pistol Packin’ Teacher

 

Pistol Packin’ Teacher

I’m a pistol packin’ teacher

First grade I claim

I know my students

I know them by name

 

I’m a pistol packin’ teacher

I do not legislate

I want to teach

I want to educate

 

I’m a pistol packin’ teacher

I can’t shoot straight

A gun in my hand

This is what I hate

 

I’m a pistol packin’ teacher

It’s not too late

I don’t want a gun

So end this debate